Ooo Hey There…Wait What The
Your walking along the beach enjoying the beautiful ocean, good-looking people everywhere. Strolling along the soft sand, checking out the ladies, when you look down and see this beautiful figure soaking up the sun rays. You can only see half of her as you get closer. As your eyes move up her back and then you stop in your tracks, almost tripping over yourself in disbelief. “Is it a man with those perfect legs I was just checking out? Ew gross.” You think to yourself. Then, the gods shine down on you and you realize she is not a human-bigender-centaur. It’s just the most ridiculous optical illusion you have ever seen…..Phew.